Zen and the Art of Speedskating

My amazing wife finally wrapped up her contract negotiations with a vet clinic in Salt Lake City!!!! After 7 years of friggin insane hard work, pursing her dreams of becoming a veterinarian, she is now about to actually become DR. LOVE!!!! She interviewed at 10 clinics in Salt Lake, and this was her first choice!

Jess, you are incredible! My life would be so much less without you (I mean, I could get by, but it would be 2-d monocrome/monotone instead of the 3-d full color surround sound joy-life that we have together) I wish we could celebrate today somehow, but you have obligations at school from 8am to 10pm, but we will have time, driving across the country together, hurtling towards a life in Utah, to simply look at each other and say…. WOW!

Being the goofballs that we are, after she got off the phone, and did a completely happy spaz bounce around the kitchen, we had to wind down somehow (it was late), so we went to this really amazing website that allows you to create yourself as a south park character. And so now we have cartoon alter egos. It was a fittingly irreverent end to an important day… Here they are…

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