Zen and the Art of Speedskating

Posted on 28 Sep 01:00 pm

Caption This #3

Fresh on the heels of my previous “Caption this” post, here is another; Images that just beg for the creativity of you, yes YOU, to add description to-

Picture #1

Picture #2

Picture #3

Filed under: from the coffee shop

11 Responses to “Caption This #3”

andrew, on September 28th, 2010 at 2:13 pm Said:

#1
(I can’t say anything, this guy was super nice, and actually, he was patrolling the SLC airport on his segway).

#2
Having kids makes cleaning out the septic tank so much easier!

#3
If you can bunny hop the kid, then speed limit is increased to 25mph
greg garton, on September 28th, 2010 at 4:34 pm Said:

1-why am i smilin’..? the CEO of Segway just drove one of these hummers off a cliff!
2-future surfer
3- if you peckerwoods would NOT walk 3-abreast some of us other trail-users just MIGHT be able to get by..!!??
mel, on September 28th, 2010 at 6:15 pm Said:

1. ROBOCOP. almost.
2. this is not really a caption, that’s just a really cool picture!
3. yet another reason to respond to drivers who tell cyclists to “get on the sidewalk!” with: “Why? I’m not walking.”
therockerfund.org, on September 28th, 2010 at 9:41 pm Said:

Picture #3

Yield for families. Everyone else is fair game. Feel free to run them over at your discretion.
Skeeler Kraan, on September 28th, 2010 at 10:06 pm Said:

1-. I tried speedskating, it was not going to happen.

2-. Down memory lane… the birth canal years.

3-. Webster Dictionary defines Yield as:

“to surrender or relinquish to the physical control of another : hand over possession of.”

Therefore if you find a family with a small child you must relinquish your bicycle to them.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/yield
Reitse, on September 30th, 2010 at 1:14 am Said:

#1. Did you know i can chase an aircraft on this thing?
#2. Daddy, i know where the light is, follow me!
#3. If you can do 3,5 MPH on your bike with one foot on the ground, you’re more than just an average biker…
October 1st 2010- Long Track Speed Skating News, on October 1st, 2010 at 8:18 pm Said:

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David Love, on October 9th, 2010 at 9:23 am Said:

#2 I’ll get those Chilean miners!
Andrea, on October 21st, 2010 at 11:25 am Said:

1. Paul Blart 2: Airport Cop
2. “That’s right honey, come AWAY from the light!”

The third one reminds me of a sign I found in Seattle that says SPEED LIMIT 2 MPH. It wasn’t on a street but it still had me baffled.
zen, on November 6th, 2010 at 6:24 am Said:

1 - “Hey, kid, that’s an awfully shiny donut you have there, heh heh heh….”

2 - “no, sweetie, we can’t get you one of these for your birthday”

3 - In order to minimize traffic congestion, the Missoula city council passed an ordinance requiring cyclist maintain at least 3.5 miles an hour when encountering giant super-beings drawing and quartering hip-hop midgets.
Frank Anderson, on March 10th, 2011 at 5:59 pm Said:

1. Wrong!
2. Tunnel of love
3. Have children, give up riding!