Zen and the Art of Speedskating

There are many training strategies & theories designed to make your two legs as strong as possible, but innovative coaches think outside the box, and the High 5 speedskating team coaches have decided that surgically attaching a 3rd leg is the best way to skate faster (it will match my 3rd eye nicely).

These two extremely strong and vascular legs belong to my buddy kirk, the 3rd one belongs to a 52 year old goofball from St. Petersburg who shall remain nameless. My legs don’t ever get vascular, no matter what shape I ever get in. Kirk’s kinda look like the road map of Idaho at this point. Oh, and if anyone has a spare pair of knees they can lend out, I hear Kirk is looking for a new set.

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