Hello World!!!

A few days ago I experienced a jaw-dropping indication of the Internet’s worldwide reach. There is a Norwegian speedskater training in Utah right now, she said to Eva that the word among Norwegian speedskaters is that my coach Boris’s pylometric/off ice training program causes tremendous pain! They have read about it in this Blog!! They probably read my hot oil anaerobic wok or the tinman posts, describing moments where my first jump workouts brought me to tears-collapse-vomit-emotionally fried status (these workouts are still really hard, but I can finish them strongly now).

Dear international readers, your presence humbles me! The very idea that someone, multiple thousands of miles away is reading these words is astonishing. The speedskating community is VERY small. May we all meet someday, and share dinner & stories & commonalities of this crazy sport we do. If you ever come to Utah to skate the fastest 400m oval in the world, give me a holler! (of course, I am assuming you readers are mostly skaters, I could be really wrong!)

So when I say “international” what do I mean? The graphic to the right here is the different countries that have visited this blog so far just in the first 13 days of july (you should see the list from June!).

A new face

A new face showed up today at practice, and suddenly the goofyness level of the high 5 speedskating team increased dramatically. Nate DiPalma and I just fed off of each others energy, and were chattering and goofing through much of the workout today. We were serious when it was time to work, but making all sorts of noise the rest of the time. How well do I know Nate? Actually not that well, just a half dozen conversations over the last year, but sometimes you meet someone who truly marches to the beat of their own drummer, and you enjoy the music of said drummer quite a bit.

He was not tired in these pics, just goofing about after throwing down some good turncable technique. Nate has been training in Italy recently, as he has dual citizenship, and seems to have a really solid base to add skate fitness on top of. I think he is going to take a shot at Olympic trials in both countries. I look forward to chasing him this year, I need fast people to skate with, and it’s a bonus when they come with a good sense of humor attached.

I mentioned in an earlier previous post Salted out in Salt Lake that John Dimon is having knee surgery, he went under the knife today at 11am east coast time. He says he has gotten many calls from readers of this blog wishing him fast healing (thanks folks!). John joked with me over email that he was looking forward to anesthesia, because he really needs to catch up on his sleep!

News Flash:

This just in from the High 5 Speedskating research department:

Methodical measurements of speedskaters in attendance at a recent pylometric practice indicated that speedskaters in general are bigger asses than the rest of the population at large. Our in-team physicists, psychologists, poets & swearing scientists suggest that although abnormal gluteus maximus hypertrophy might be a result of extremely intense training from the “burning throne” of the deep knee bend skating posture: excessive butt development could hypothetically be the necessary karmic counterweight balanced against the intense attitudes, emotions and ego residing at the other end of a skater’s sport-specific physiology!

Hey, cut us some slack, it was REALLY hot outside, and after the 3-hour intense dryland workout involving charging up and down the steep grassy hill in the background of this photo, we got a little goofy. There is some Russian expression that means “ass like a tank” and it pretty much applies to all of us.

Bandaloop & Hawaii

This past weekend, I spend some time wandering the Utah arts festival with several other speedskaters. We are really enjoying this brief rest week before the really hard training we will be facing in the next few months. Ice cream and art, rest for the body and soul.

One of the things that really struck me during festival was Project Bandaloop, they are dancers who do their thing suspended by cables off of the side of a building, in this case, the Salt Lake City Public Library. Part rock climbing & gymnastics, it was amazing stuff. I had watched them practice from inside the building several days last week. The compression in their feet as they launched themselves off of the glass of the building, and the bending of said glass was quite visible. Each one of them was not just an artist, but an tremendous athlete, you could see in their musculature the countless hours of work they put in (they must have core strength like a neutron star). Dancers are not given the kind of credit & respect as athletes that they deserve. Do speedskaters deserve credit as artists then? I think some do, some inspire as powerfully as any artists. Some skaters are artists of perfection, some are artists of pain (any 1500m specialist qualifies), short trackers are graceful in the face of extreme danger and muliple G’s, some skaters are artists of willpower & determination over weakness and shortcomings.

There are several different kinds of respect in this world:

  1. The kind where you have done the activity, and have a taste for how amazingly hard it is to perform something. This is how I usually feel when I see gold medal winner Casey Fitzrandolph zip by me on the ice, giving the impression of puma-smooth grace, when I have a pretty good idea how much pressure is on his body through those turns.
  2. The kind of respect where you are just slack jawed in awe, thinking “wow, I could never even contemplate doing that!”

Project Bandaloop made me feel respect flavor #2

A friend had emailed this supposed Hawaiian magic chant last week, and I was thinking of it in relation to training, preparing to race, and Project Bandaloop.

The world is what you think it is.
There are no limits.
Energy Flows where attention goes.
Now is the moment of power.
To love is to be happy with.
All power comes from within.
Effectiveness is the measure of truth.

amazin truck!

I have no time to blog… am packing!! aagh!! soo much to do… Ever heard of the “critical mass” theorem from nuclear weaponry?? Well I have attained the rare state of “critical mess”. I am pathetic!!

CM dropped off his truck last night (who is CM? why is he driving his truck across the USA? check out this previous post) and I simply howled with glee when I saw it!! This truck is incredible. He had invited some graffiti artists from Rotchester let their creativity flourish on a 24-foot long canvas.

We are moving into a very funky and cool neighborhood, and this truck will be a great way to jump start conversations with new neighbors!! Its almost too bad we are not moving into one of the many conservative LDS cul-de-sacs that make up the majority of Salt Lake city inhabitants. I would love to have seen the pure “shock and awe” this would have created.

Dr Love, Medieval style

Here are some pictures from my swirl of an amazing weekend…


My wife Jessica is now officially Dr. Love! Go Jess! What you are witnessing is that strange medieval ceremony known as the “hooding” of advanced graduates. The fellow in red is the Dean of vet school. A graduate’s robes are really a carryover from medieval times, and although moderns currently hang the hood from the shoulders, if you ask a graduate to actually put it on like a hood, you instantly see the medieval academic monk spring forth, either that or a Sith-Jedi apprentice of emperor Palpatine from the recent star wars movie.

Ambling through the crowds with my digital camera, feeling sore and creaky from my last few days of intense workouts assigned by coach Boris (he has ratcheted the intensity up again! yeah! and-Ouch!) , here are the equations that were going through my mind…

Roughly 80 graduates from the vet school, maybe 600-700 people in the audience at this graduation ceremony.

Each graduate, when they are announced, gets a round of applause, and they get another round after the doctoral hood is placed around their shoulders.

Each person gets about 20 total claps from applauding audience members (I counted a few people and averaged).

The veterinary degree is astonishingly hard work over 4 years, so I average the hours I estimated my wife worked, got a ballpark figure for the total number of hand-claps, and divided them into each other.

Each graduate recieved roughly 1.3 claps per hour of work (and this is not counting intense pre-vet undergraduate work, or the loads of work most do after undergraduate before even applying, 3 years of it in my wife’s case.).

I then extrapolated to the Olympics, when an Olympic athlete steps to the line, their bodies & souls are tattoed by a whole lifetime of training, astonishing hours of effort & focus, pain & determination. How many TV sets & individuals in the stands watch their efforts? what is the dividable equation for that? How many TV sets tune in to witness a lifetime of work explosively culminated in one expression of speed and perfection?

Of course Olympic speedskaters don’t do this for the TV, and my wife did not work as hard as she did for that brief applause. Things like this are too hard to pursue for some brief thunderstorm of appreciation. You do this because you really really have to do it, because there would be some part of you empty if it was not filled by the effort, because effort when combined with passion for your work, becomes love and satisfaction with your life.

Jessica’s mom gave me a poke in the ribs, and said, “be patient, your time will come soon”. I know… Olympic trials are 30 weeks away, but its not 30 weeks or even 210 days, its really 9 training cycles of hard work/rest and improve, plus a taper of drastically reduced training to get really fast.

But today is not that day, and my smile won’t be as good looking… today is Jessica’s day, today is all about DR. LOVE!!!!!

packing sucks

The picture is jess goofing around on the loading ramp of our rented truck, just as we arrived in Ithaca, after our last cross country move 4 years ago, its quite wild to have all your possesions in a 24 foot mobile box with wheels, then to move that box 2,000 miles.

So I am in the throes of a full power packing freak-out today. It also does not help, that because of this influx of packing and some vet school goodbye gatherings, I have missed TWO scheduled workouts this week, therefore my body is all out of wack! And my mind is wandering down the illogical path of “you are missing workouts! Your competition is not, therefore you are a HUGE LOSER!” illogical, I know, but so goes my mind.

So, although I might feel bad, I still have 12 days till C.M.’s truck shows up. Plenty of time (NOT!)

So I send this missive out to my friends in the blogosphere Do you have any humorous, funny, or even pitiful packing stories worth sharing here? Help me laugh! The next 12 days are gonna suck!!! (and if I am a little sparse in my posting, that is why, this blog is now attracting 40-60 readers a day, and that is so wild! I started it for family & friends to keep up with my life, and whoa, I have readers from all over the world!!).

So fire away with stories if you have them!!!

The kindness of C.M.

A number of years ago, the Boy Scouts of America added a new category between cub scouts and full-on boy scouts. They called it Webelos. It just so happened that the first scout to complete the full Webelos program was an Ithaca resident with the initials of C.M. (I asked him what name he wanted me to use, he was ambivalent, so I think his initials suffice).

So anyway, the national newspapers picked up this story, of the first scout to ever complete Webelos status. C.M. received a tremendous number of letters from all over the country, including some containing money! and others telling him what an inspiration he is. This made a huge impression on the young man (and later exceptional athlete, as he rowed for crew super power Cornell University!), and I believe C.M. now holds it as a life value, that when someone does something that inspires you, you let them know, even if they are complete strangers.

C.M. also happens to own a 24 foot U-haul truck. On April 20th of last year, he read the article the Ithaca journal wrote about me, & he thought, “hey, I could help this guy move!” so he contacted me with a wonderful letter, and offered the use of his time and truck, free of charge to me, to move! Needless to say, this will save Jessica and I multiple thousands of dollars, as we would have had to rent a truck that size to move the 2,200 miles to salt lake city from ithaca. Financial worries scare me more than falling flat on my face during Olympic trials. So this is a tremendous help!

I had breakfast with this C.M. this morning, and his father, completely delightful people. We talked of many things. What I did not say to him there, and I will here, is that I have learned a very tangible lesson from C.M., as well as from the great local business like The Rink and Courtside, and my national level sponsors, Dimon Sports, Athlete Octane, and Powercranks. The message/lesson is kindness when you can help, and if you reach out, you can create a cycle of good, that will extend beyond your immediate effort, and create waves of good like the wake following a motorboat.

My years of being able to compete as an elite athlete are limited by time and my age (34) I have probably only 2 more seasons of being really able to run with the top skaters in the U.S. However, I will have decades after that, to be in a position to help others who inspire me, and to apply some of the amazing life lessons I am earning vias this path (and I will very likely coach someday). I do not know if I will ever be able to repay CM for his time, truck, and personal kindness, except for passing it onward, and maybe that is as it should be.

GO JESSICA!!

Jessica is taking her final vet school exam as I write this post. A truly final final. I am so proud of what she has accomplished in the last 4 years. And although this picture is her studying last night (and she is in great spirits in her new creamsicle shoes fresh from ebay!), this is not the true picture.

Imagine working 10-18 hour days, working with emergency cases & small animal surgery, lots of death, dismemberment, cancer, & sadness, as Cornell gets many cases local vets can’t handle. You get home at 10pm, eat something, consider taking a shower, decide not to since you are trashed with exhaustion, crawl into bed, and at 4am your beeper goes off, calling you back to the hospital for another emergency case. Repeat said scenario, off and on for 18 months, oh, its not all small animal, do get to do some of those 14 hours days outdoors & standing in cow crap!!! Lucky!!!

Jess is the most determined, intense, intelligent, amazing person I have the honor to know (and she married me!! How did that happen!!). She is officially going to be Doctor Love in a week!

I was joking with her this morning; today is your final final. I start racing in 19 weeks, Olympic trials are in 34 weeks, (December 27th & 28th) that is my final, right now my training is just studying. I am quite tired right now, repeated 2 a day training will do that, but nothing like what she was feeling during her clinical education in the hospital. At least I get to sleep, and my coach does not have a beeper to wake me at 4am to tell me “Andrew! Go run some hills! Right now!”. (If it would make me better, I would hand Boris that beeper gladly, but athletes NEED sleep, that is when we are physically getting stronger).

Go Jess! You are my Hero!!

Coaches and flamingos

I have been emailing back and forth with 2 time national ice marathon womens champ Carla Langenthal, about the coaches/silly putty idea I discussed in my previous post, Carla is coached by Olympian & overall nice guy Dave Tamburino. Here is what she emailed me (reprinted here with permission)

Carla says:

I have an image for you. Flamingos are pink because
of what they eat, right? So I am the same THING no matter what a coach tells me to do but get my “color” (performance) from the program I’m given. hahaha

(I thought of this image because): I like low walk workouts, so Dave
keeps saying things like “Carla’s eating this up” and “Carla eats this for
breakfast” and last year Mark Jeter said “you’re chewing this up and
spitting it out” so I was thinking about things that eat things and then
show some result.

And we’re supposed to have one foot on the ice at a time!