Spam Poetry
Sometimes legitimate comments are nuked by the extremely vicious spam-killer I use, so I usually quickly scan through each day’s spam harvest to make sure no legitimate thoughts get eaten.
Spammers often use automated programs that jumble words & sentences together randomly to try and get by the filters. The results can sometimes be amusing.
I thought this was a real comment for a few long moments-
But i will be my hold; Waving and onto the deadly blades
still
flashing lick my body around.
I am 99% sure this is not a real person-
it is a spam-bot writing avant-guard risqué speedskating Haiku!
The world is a very strange place… I thought about this as I did a long powercrank ride… It makes more & more sense the more you ruminate.
waving and onto the deadly blades still flashing… i will be my hold…
Filed under: from the coffee shop
OooOoOoOOhh! Powercranks!! Envy corrodes my vital organs!
Time Cycling shoes. Circa 1990. Sighhhh!!
1991 to be exact, probably about 50,000 miles in those shoes too… John Dimon also rides in this model of time shoe…. I keep thinking some year they will fall apart… but even though I’ve worn out insole after insole & more sets of cleats than I can count, they keep on trucking..
and yes, POWERCRANKS rock for speedskaters… they make cycling much more specific..
1991 to be exact?
That’s last Century!!!