Goodbye Bike!

One moment– Riders being called to the start line for a race about a week ago.

I did not realize this when I shot the picture, but think the fellow on the left is longtime speedskater/bike racer Mark Chrysler, who was a regular at the summer training crits.

I mostly did local training races, and when I tallied it up, I was surprised to find I had raced 20 times this summer and consistently placed very well. I did not think I would be fast this year at all.

Also it was very satisfying to feel part of the “bike trash” racing culture again for the first time since I got serious about skating 7 seasons ago.

Cyclists are certainly a different crowd than speedskaters, but the bike season is over, ice racing is here, and now I have several painful months of converting bike muscles to “static position skate muscles” (going from skate to bike is so much easier).

Last year I PBed in every distance but the 500 & 1000, let’s see what happens this year. I think I have a shot at a 1500 PB, maybe a 3k on a fast ice day, but probably no others.

Of course, I might have other priorities overwhelm my time. 1998 US olympic trials champ, and new dad Cory Carpenter recently joked with me & said “just sell your bike, you won’t be riding much for a while”.

However if it means I will end up with a kid as cute as Cory’s, then I will let go of the bike with a resigned smile, and the skates with a few fond tears.

Liam Update #2

The first races of the year were at the Utah oval this weekend. Liam Ortega continued his strong recovery from his head injury.

Here his is watching his teammates April Medley & Ashlee Barnett wizz by during a 500m

I asked him how he was doing:

I don’t have any memories from the day of the accident, but one of the trainers here at the oval told me that when I woke up, & was told I was going to the hospital. I said “What! That’s expensive!!”

Its awesome to be back here & seeing how everyone is doing on the ice.

The lasting effects from the accident are mostly testing my patience to get back to working out, & staying positive. However I did lose my senses of smell & taste.

I do have the 4 basic tastes, sweet salty, sour & bitter. But I have the memory of how things taste, more than actually tasting things, so my mind is kind of filling in the gaps. When my mom asks me if dinner is good, I can’t really tell her, since I am missing 10 or 12 flavors.

Not having a sense of smell is kind of funny, I actually have better hygiene now, because I don’t want to be the smelly kid by accident.

I’d like to compete again soon. Hopefully at nationals, but I will leave it up to the Doctors.

Interestingly enough, I saw quite a bit of traffic coming into this blog from some Dutch speedskating discussion boards. Evidently a crowded rinks/helmets discussion is going on there too.

I want to make a comment, about how when stuff happens, that is when your close family & friends really count…

This is Liam’s mom Kate, taking a video of him skating at nationals last year

She has been in Utah since his accident, helping out till he is cleared by the doctors to drive again, and here they at the oval on Saturday.

Recently I have been told, that once you have your own kids, and you hear about something happening to someone else’s kids (no matter how old the kids are) it just hits you in a different way.

As I am just a few weeks away from becoming a dad myself, I’ve watched Kate & Liam, and felt that small stirrings in my own self (Jess is being kicked by it, no stirrings at all)

Someday soon I will understand this more clearly.

Lake Placid Schedule

How does that catchy country song go?

‘Cause I’ve got friends in cold places
Where the snow howls
And hard ice chases my blues away
were I glide all day
I’m not big on frowning faces
So it’s time for those Lake Placid races!
Oh, I’ve got friends in cold places


Hmm, maybe that’s not that song goes.. But I miss Placid, like every skater misses that special hometown rink. It’s just that Placid (and Roseville) take a special something to skate there. Especially a sense of humor.

Here is a picture I took, during warmups before a race, maybe 5 years ago.

I’d love to make it out there to skate this year, but I don’t think I can.

They just released the Placid race schedule, here it is.

December 12th: Opening day (if it’s cold enough)

December 20th-21st: Dimon Sports Marathon

Late December: the break between Xmas & New years is the traditional Connecticut speedskating camp. A wonderful camp, that got me started many years ago.

January 3rd-4th Charles Jewtraw all-around

January 17th-18th: Jack Shea Sprints

What you see below is not a picture I took; this is the lake placid oval web cam, right now!!

Oh I’ve got friends, in cold places…

Outer lane notes

On the scoreboard yesterday at the Utah oval:

Below the sign, Liam’s teammates Matt Plummer & Mike Stein pass by in a high speed blur.

Look at how far back their hips are (indicating their center of gravity) compared to their blades; this is one clear reason why they can skate so fast. It’s a hard technical thing to do, but it creates so much speed.

It was interesting to watch the discussion of Liam’s injury develop into a discussion about helmets. Personally, I don’t feel a pressing safety need to wear one on the long track, even though I never ride my bike or inline without one. But I think it would be great if there were enough people wearing helmets, that it would be a normal choice for a long track skater to make, not an unusual one.

In downhill skiing, helmets have become accepted as a personal choice with no stigma attached, and often half the skiers on a slope will be wearing them, from beginners to pros.

There are certainly interesting helmets out there that would be fantastic for ice speedskating. But the ISU has not certified anything for competition but the “old faithful” LAS helmet.

Liam Update

When terrible things happen, rumors fly, and there was an awful crash at the oval a few days ago. So the rumor mill is running at full speed, and on top of that, I am sure there are some in the skate tribe who have not heard.

I was not on the ice that morning, but I spoke to several who were, and Liam’s mom, so here is the latest.

Three days ago, a Canadian sprinter was doing an all out effort. At top speed he slipped, fell, and slid into a group of American skaters. Liam Ortega’s legs were taken out from under him, and he smacked the back of his head into the ice, cracking his skull behind his ear and bruising the front & back of his brain from the severity of the impact.

He was still unconscious when the ambulance took him from the rink. He woke up in the ambulance, but then went into seizures. They took him via helicopter to the top intensive care unit in Salt Lake. If not for ventilators breathing for him, he probably would have died that first day.

Yes, it was that bad.

But since that first, awful day, Liam has improved tremendously, is breathing on his own, and now is awake, eating, and alert. Despite the severity of the impact, the doctors give him a prognosis of total recovery in 6-8 weeks.

His friends and teammates have all rallied around him, and his mom is down here from Alaska, but it’s going to be a long, hard road.

But Liam is unbelievably strong; here he is on another hard road- the climb up Haleakala in Hawaii, where you start at the ocean, and reach 10,000 feet after 37 miles of climbing.

Liam’s mom Kate told me they had to recalibrate the machines in the Intensive care unit, He is so fit, and his heart rate so low, he kept setting off all the alarms.

Liam, I am tearing up writing this. Get well soon, ok?

You are in our thoughts & prayers.

A simple story

Note to Eddy-

I just got a semi-nasty comment on the last post, but I took it seriously, and spent as much time writing a reply comment as I do writing some posts.

So it’s worth republishing, and the discussion that might spin off from this could be interesting-

anyway, here is what Eddy “the cannibal” wrote:

Andrew why do you say “just for giggles” you decided to come out to the sprints on sunday??? We are glad you came because you rocked…and you help set the bar for people to ride faster

I mean you won, and it wasn’t by any short length, no one will contest that. However, we cheered you on to victory just like anyone else if they had won. You obviously have an aura of perfection about you by the way you glance and glare at certain “neo-beatniks” as you say while at an event. I think you are also numb to any kind of praise….

Is it possible you might be taking yourself a little too seriously here?? I detect some elitist bones in your body….There were two riders who usually come to the sprints but didn’t show up who are excpetionally fast, much like yourself.

i’m sure it would have been closer if they were there. It might have been a more enjoyable race for you to have some actual competition….and you wouldn’t feel like you were a god amongst men

I took this seriously, because his note got me thinking…. So here is my reply-

hey Eddy,

hmmmm, how to respond…. ok…

“for giggles” - well… I am really serious a lot of the time, speedskating can be an absolutely brutal sport, and it demands a lot of perfectionism & a competitive nature to do it well…

and yes, it can be a cesspool of Elitism at its worst (merely hierarchical at its best)….

You have no idea about this weird little subculture out at the Utah Olympic oval that I’ve been marinating in….

If it’s seeped into my bones, deepest apologies, and I need to have those bones removed with no anesthesia.

Believe me, I’m pretty chill compared to many… Part of me mentioning the “$30 and free beer” is that in 99% of events, Speedskaters race our hearts out for NOTHING. So any kind of prize is a shockingly wonderful thing.

This event was WONDERFULLY relaxed & fun, it was not about “winners & losers” in the stark terms that skating sometimes can be… it was about having a good time with some chill folks… My soul needs this sometimes…

I am glad to have done well at the sprints, but if those 2 riders come on out & mop the floor with me, I will still be having just as much fun… really…. my ego is not on the line during an alleycat.

It is worth noting I was the lamest of anyone at the trackstand comp.. and cheered on everyone else, as well as admiring the handling skills & guts of the folks who brave the “full contact” nature of the foot down…

“neo-beatniks” -no group of people exists in a vacuum, and I see a lot of commonalities between some things about the late 1950’s “Beats” & the current urban rider culture.. Much more than the 60’s counterculture….

Should I have used another term? yeah, all labels are limiting.. But how would you describe this loose-knit collection of folks? Like all groups, there absolutely are social norms & patterns of behavior/dress.

And I never would have written about myself the way Blaue Reiter did. I would have been an arrogant bastard if I had…. I am no “god among men”, I get my ass kicked all the time in races, and even if Olympians & national team skaters who are the ones administering said ass-kicking, they aren’t gods either…

They are just really talented folks who train frighteningly hard… That does not make them any better or worse human beings than anyone else….

All this said, I had an absolute blast at the event, and I look forward to talking to you when I am back…

Bella Gallery

I have been chatting with Tom DiNardo via email- Tom is a photographer, and he directed me to some AMAZING galleries that he took of the North American Longtrack Speedskating Championships that occurred February 8th-9th & 10th.

For example, here is Kreg Greer warming up:

I love photos like this, where you can clearly see the light coming in under the front half of Kreg’s right blade, it shows exactly where his weight is driving through.

There are a lot of Canadians in this gallery, including Nicole Garrido, who I met 6 years ago in Calgary, she was just a kid then, now she is a cruise missile of Canadian national team speed.

Connor Slivocka, another young skater whom, every time I see him, seems to be an inch taller & 10 lbs bigger.

Here is a wild Panorama, of Canadian Kerry Dankers/Simpson, (we think) crashing. Click on it for the big version.

I’m not sure who this is, but wow… that’s some nice 500m corner form. (note: as per her comment, this actually is 2006 Olympian Kerry Dankers/Simpson again!)

Here is Tom’s homepage and the direct link to his North American Longtrack Speedskating Championships Galleries

Tom has tried to organize his galleries by skater, so if you competed there, check it out. Here are the skaters he has identified, and has multiple shots of:

Midway Speedskating Club - Women
Midway Speedskating Club - Men
Puget Sound - Non-Race
Saratoga Speedskating Club
Sault Speedskating Club
Askervold, Thorston
Belanger, J-R
Belchos, Jordan
Bergeron, Stephanie
Bernhard, Nathan
Berriault, Tobey
Blouin, Vincent
Boutin, Michele
Bucsis, Anastasia
Cribb, Evan
Dankers, Arne
Duffeld, Kelsey
Dutton, Will
Dyrud, Rebecca
Gendron, Kyle
Garant, Alexandre
Garrido, Nicole
Gladys, Timothy
Gregg, Sarah
Greer, Kreg
Goplen, Nick
Gozinsky, Marcin
Growden, Dan
Haire, Marty
Han, Jimmy
Hambly, Lisa
Hawke, Erica
Henry, Elyce
Hill, Jackson
Huot, Veronique
Jackowniak, Steve
Jeong, Clare
Johnson, Andrea
Kemp, Jennessa
Kitura, Jeff
Kriek, Ricky
Kryski, Eric
Kury, Tim
Lanser, Erica
Lapointe, Sabrina
Lay, Kirsti
Lee, David
Lewis, James
L’Heureux, Justine
Makowsky, Mykola
Marsh, Pat
Martel, Peter
Maunder, Justin
McCabe, Adam
Nam, Julia
Ouardi, Muncef
Parrot, Kyle
Phillips, Crystal
Plummer, Matt
Queen, Amanda
Riopel, Phil
Sadlier, Aaron
Savard, Mireille
Sibold, Shannon
Simpson, Kerry
Spencer, Haley
Stinson, Fraser
Starke, Alister
Sugden, Lynn
Sugden, Scott
Sulzer, Keith
Tutt, Breanne
Waples, Stephan
Zettler, Spencer

From a speech

“I believe sports is one of the best places you can learn about yourself,” Ohno said. “Sports puts you head-to-head with the demons you face, and you have to deal with it — right then and there.”

Apollo Ohno

This is from a speech Apollo recently gave at the University of Arkansas

and he is absolutely right…..

I did my first bike race in about 4 years on teusday (on the evening of my close encounter with that car) and although bike racing is certainly a very hard sport, and FAR more dangerous than long track, the nature of the Demons speedskaters face are unique, and in my own experience, nastier….

(of course, I never was able to dream about being anything other than an average cyclist, on the skates, it’s different for me.

So maybe the size of the demons correlates directly to the size of one’s dreams)

Opinions?

Blue Demon vs. Diablo Melancolico

as always, when El Blue Demon appears, so does an opponent…

El Diablo Melancolico is the greatest challenge he has ever faced!

The two combatants race and wrestle…

A crowd gathers, cheering for El Blue Demon.

People cheer because when they see an athlete struggle, they know it, they understand, they feel part of what he feels.

The cheering, & the thoughts of those who believe in him, pour into El Blue Demon like wildfire. Muscles hardened from a lifetime of training kick into action.

There are only 3 themes in all of literature-
Man vs. Man
Man vs. Nature
and Man vs Himself.

This year, El Blue Demon’s record was 1 win, 1 tie, and 1 loss.

He lost vs Derek Parra, because Derek is a stud.

He tied vs. the wind, because no one can pin the wind.

And he won vs. himself, the hardest and most frequent opponent of all.